There was this restaurant that, after sixty plus years in business, quietly closed down two weeks ago. You’ve never heard of it because it was extremely exclusive. It only had one small wicker table, located in the kitchen, from which you could watch the chef prepare your meal. And when she was ready to serve you, she’d dance your plate over, singing some off-color tune as she wiggled her hips. Dinner and a show…and always on the house. This was the menu everyday at my grandmother’s table. My siblings and my cousins and I dubbed this experience “Bub’s Hub”and insisted that if she opened a diner, people would come from miles around if only to try her heavenly Bubba Eggs. Oh, those eggs. Fluffy with a disrespect for gravity, kissed with a hint of onion powder, truly canary yellow (how did she do that?). I’ve never had their equal, and I know now I never will.
The passing of my Bubba hits hard. She was not a normal grandmother, and though she lived for 86 years, I kind of thought she might be immortal. Throw away any ideas you have of a “little old lady”. My Bubba was pure energy. She dressed in see-thru lace dresses and skinny jeans that she would paint with acrylic roses. She was always made up in blue eyeliner and fuchsia lipstick. The jokes she told would make a sailor blush. She was a singer and a dancer in her younger years, and the performer in her continued to delight us every day. And she cooked. She was my Jewish Bubba, of course she cooked. Besides the heavenly eggs, she made stuffed cabbage, chicken fricassee, noodle puddings, racks of lamb. My cholesterol rises just thinking of the holiday meals I’ve eaten over the years. My mom asked her for her potato kugel recipe once, and she said “Fill the pan with oil until it goes over your first knuckle.” Oy!
Bubba liked to eat. Linguini with clam sauce. Coconut shrimp (coconut anything, really!). Butter pecan ice cream. But she was funny. She would happily chug down borscht but other foods grossed her out. A few years back at my mother’s birthday dinner, I passed Bubba a plate of calamari and asked her if she’d like to try some. “What’s that?” she asked. “It’s squid, it’s like octopus.” She refused to try any, gave me a devilish smile, and said, “Lara, you know I don’t eat pussy.”
This became our running family joke. Bubba promised us that on her 90th birthday, she would finally eat calamari. I have been counting down the days for this to happen. Such a sad feeling to know she wont share that meal with us, and I’ll never hear her laugh again, never feel her nails scratching my back. You always realize how good you’ve had it when that good is suddenly gone, but we always knew how blessed we were to have a Bubba. I know that on May 13, 2015, I will be with my family at an Italian restaurant, toasting our Bubba. With “pussy”.
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